We got the test results: They found lead in the egg but maybe not enough to scramble the omelet plans after all. (At least, not for certain grown-ups.) Don’t you want “zero”? How much is too much? How does this stuff get inside the eggs, the birds, ourselves? There’s a ton of math involved so bear with me while I sift through this further. Meanwhile, I’m sticking to Count Chocula.*
*Seasonal humor.
See also: “Leaded or Unleaded?”
Copyright 2012, Lori Fontanes
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