Name: Peter M. Cottontail

Aliases: Bugs, Easter, Thumper

Eyes: Big and brown

Hair: Silky

Height: Shorter than a duck

Weight: Heavy enough to break a sapling pear in half.

Last Seen: Hopping south on lawn

Use caution.  Suspect has teeth and will use them (well, if you’re leafy).  Take no chances!  Deploy fencing; elevate edibles.  Scolding is not, I repeat, *not* effective.

Note: If your name is E. Fudd, consider Acme Wabbit Away.  Results not guaranteed.



The stick formerly known as a red Anjou pear tree.


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