Name: Peter M. Cottontail
Aliases: Bugs, Easter, Thumper
Eyes: Big and brown
Hair: Silky
Height: Shorter than a duck
Weight: Heavy enough to break a sapling pear in half.
Last Seen: Hopping south on lawn
Use caution. Suspect has teeth and will use them (well, if you’re leafy). Take no chances! Deploy fencing; elevate edibles. Scolding is not, I repeat, *not* effective.
Note: If your name is E. Fudd, consider Acme Wabbit Away. Results not guaranteed.
The stick formerly known as a red Anjou pear tree.
Copyright 2013, Lori Fontanes
What the Ducks! 
Oh your garden must be protected from this most wanted animal.
:)!
He sure is getting around! I’ve been trying to nab this guy for quite some time now!
He & his extended family!
Too bad about the pear tree turned into a big stick.
I. Want. My. Hasenpfeffer!!! LOL!!
Of course, no animals were harmed in the making of this blog post!!! 😉