Name: Peter M. Cottontail
Aliases: Bugs, Easter, Thumper
Eyes: Big and brown
Height: Shorter than a duck
Weight: Heavy enough to break a sapling pear in half.
Last Seen: Hopping south on lawn
Use caution. Suspect has teeth and will use them (well, if you’re leafy). Take no chances! Deploy fencing; elevate edibles. Scolding is not, I repeat, *not* effective.
Note: If your name is E. Fudd, consider Acme Wabbit Away. Results not guaranteed.
Copyright 2013, Lori Fontanes