Will the Defendants please rise?
Did you or did you not on or about a period commencing from June, 2012 to July, 2012, cause to be taken into your mouth any or all of Plaintiff’s vegetation including but not limited to Corn, Beans, Pumpkin and/or Sunflower? Did you or did you not also or in conjunction with said ingestion of said Plant Material cause to be trampled or otherwise damage same? This Court finds, based on a preponderance of evidence hereforth presented that the Defendants: Creampuff Buff Orpington, AKA Puff; Bonnie Cayuga, Fannie Cayuga, AKA Onondaga and Tuscarora; Peep, the Welsh Harlequin Formerly Known as Quack; and Gladys W. Harlequin, AKA Ouack are Guilty as Charged.
This Court, however, declines to sentence Defendants because they are so darned cute.
Copyright 2012, Lori Fontanes