When Life Gives You Lemons

LemonEdgeYou’ve probably heard the sad story already but if you haven’t, brace yourself:  We’re in the middle of a major lime shortage and today is Cinco de Mayo.

Holy guacamole!

Or, perhaps, not so holy because I’m going to share with you my rather irreverent workaround in event of a long, limeless summer.  That’s right, I use lemons instead of limes in avocado recipes and, furthermore, I’ve been known to do this even when there’s plenty of limes.

Sacre bleu!*

Look, I realize limes and lemons are different fruits with different flavor characteristics but who wants to go guac-less when you can go guac-tastic?  Not this chip dipper!  And, yup, even when I have a citrus choice, I frequently use both–spritzing the cut avocado with lemon (to keep browning at bay), then adding lime to the blended mixture as needed.  This year, though, when I saw some sad green specimens (and the prices!), I decided just to skip the limes and double up on the lemon.  Here’s the result:

 

EZ Lemon Avocado Dip

Serves one as a fresh & tasty snack

One ripe avocado

1/2 lemon

Dash of cumin

Dash of cayenne pepper

Sliced green onions or chives if you have ’em

Sea salt to taste

Slice avocado in half and remove seed. Squeeze a bit of lemon juice on both halves.  Peel skin, cut avocado into small pieces and place in bowl.  Add cumin, cayenne, salt and more lemon to taste.  Blend well with spoon.  Adjust seasonings as needed.  Great with pita chips (just in case there’s a tortilla chip shortage, too!)

 

Update:  I tried this also with paprika instead of cayenne–yum!  Go slow with the pepper–just a teensy bit then add more if needed.  Same with lemon.  I like mine really citrusy but tastes differ.  Enjoy!

 

Further reading:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/05/03/lime-shortage-puts-squeeze-on-businesses/8646859/

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/118001/Cinco-de-Mayo

 

*Cinco de Mayo commemorates a Mexican victory over the French.  I don’t speak Spanish–just enough French to be dangerous.

 

Copyright 2014, Lori Fontanes

Can you imagine what it’s like to spend all day using your face to dig bugs out of the ground?

MuddyBill

Neither can I.

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Tumblr 4 Ya

MouseBottomWPFor  more tech, less chat and a bit more edge, check out my new Tumblr ‘verse:

Is This What Is Called Future?

Ask questions first.

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Bloom

CherryBlossomCUI cannot tell a lie, no cherry trees were harmed in the taking of this photograph.

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I Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing!

TMNTsliceLeft this prop from a photo shoot for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan post in the refrigerator.  (For the record, it’s pizza, sausage and jelly beans–Michelangelo’s recipe!).  Later that night, my husband found the slice and decided to take a bite.  Yup– ate the whole thing.*

 

*Hey, Mikey!  He likes it!**
**If that footnote doesn’t give away my age, nothing will!

 

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Can U Dig It?

GladysDigsCopyright 2014, Lori Fontanes

Bitty/Beauty

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Holey-Moley

OnionGrass1Either we’re hosting a rodent convention in the backyard or it’s spring thaw and the girls have launched their annual worm excavation party.*  Not to be confused with a golf course even at its lushest, our motley yard now sports numerous ducky divots and more closely resembles a moonscape than a putting green.

That’s right, here at What the Ducks! April is the cruelest month, especially for that over-rated (sub)urban feature, the Cultivated Lawn. Longtime readers know how much I loathe this 20th century relic and, BTW, where’s my robot gardener, huh?! Thought I ordered one on Amazon.  Maybe the drone got stuck in (air) traffic?…

But I digress.

So, yeah, I grumble about the holes but, in truth, the post-snow, pre-green season passes all too quickly. Soon the grass will start to do its annoyingly grassy thing.  Yup–it GROWS.  In April and May when spring rains co-dependently support a pernicious process, it seems like merely mowing the stuff makes it sprout even faster!  Worse yet, the lawn takes off just when the urban farmer needs to focus on other, more productive (read: delicious) forms of plant life.  I mean, wouldn’t you rather mess with the mâche and spend time on the thyme?

And why do we put up with lawns anyway?  They’re such prima donnas!  They need watering, fertilizing, weeding, aerating, mowing and massaging.**   They have to be monitored, trimmed, seeded, edged, de-thatched, re-sodded, pH-tested and cleared of leafy debris.  I mean, who the ducks needs it?

As much as I tout my push mower and leaf sweeper, surely there must be other ways to enjoy a garden far less laborious.  Last year, between too much travel and unrelenting sultry heat, I had to keep paying other folks to mow since I simply shouldn’t/couldn’t.  That means, most importantly, lawns cost beaucoup bucks!

This year, I’ve decided to step up the Monoculture Eradication Program by installing more raised beds and low planters as well as a larger pumpkin patch.  Alas, that’ll take care of more than half the backyard while, unfortunately, doing very little for the front.  Which, come to think about it, really leaves only one possible, environmentally friendly option:

Sheep.

I mean, am I right or am I right?***

😉

 

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*Choices, choices.

**Preferably with people playing fun outdoor games on them.

***What did the farmer say to her sheep when she forgot to bring them supper? I’ll be baaaaack.

 

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Fuzzier, Wuzzier

MagBud1

 

MagBud2

 

MagBlooom Copyright 2014, Lori Fontanes

Fuzzy Wuzzy

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We, Robot(s)

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The Birds (Redux)

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Spring Cleaning

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These fine fellows enjoyed a sunny day on the river Seine at their fave spot by the boat ramp across from Notre Dame.  Are they last year’s ducklings all grown up?  C’est possible!

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NY is Spring 2

CrocusBouquetCopyright 2014, Lori Fontanes

Paris is Spring

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She’s Baaaaaack

CooperPatrolOr he.  Girl or boy, this immature Cooper’s hawk certainly gets points for persistence.   PS, click on image for larger view of this beautiful-yet-oh-so-deadly raptor.

 

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Feather/Weather

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Dreamy

SleepyHeadCopyright 2014, Lori Fontanes

(No) Swan Song!

SwanFamilyWe spoke, we wrote, we made a difference.  According to the NY Times, the Department of Environmental Conservation will now “revisit” the issue of mass swan elimination.  Cue big sigh of relief.

Phew!!!

Of course, mute swans can’t talk, let alone sing but if they did I’m sure they’d be chirping that irresistible Pharrell Williams song right about now.  Cuz, I’m happy da da da I’m haaaapppppy...oops, sorry.  Went down Glee Street for a minute.  Where was I?

Right.  The plan.  Well, it’s probably not over yet–there’s gonna be another review process with more chance for public input– but this is a good first step.  And so today I think I’ll let the elegant waterfowl have the (almost) last word.  Go ahead, big girl:

“Nevermore!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Hmmm.

Wasn’t that a quote from…oh, well, nevahmind….

 

 

My letter to the editor published in the Times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/21/opinion/beauty-and-the-mute-swan.html

 

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I(ce) Contain(s) Multitudes

RevealWith apologies to the ghost of Walt Whitman, here is the not-so-large accidental ice cube from which came all those macro images yesterday and the day before.

 

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