Hush!

SecretDon’t tell the squirrel…

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Is it July 4th?

KneeHighIs the corn knee-high?  Happy Independence Day, peeps!

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Quack Like A Duck

BonnieSpeaks
Introducing

DUCK DUCK NO GOOSE
the podcast with poultry

Who knew ducks could be this funny?*

 

WHATtheduck*You did!!!

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Sun & Rain

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Peas, Release Me!

Peas2We wait weeks & weeks for peas & then they just won’t stop!  (And won’t we miss them when they’re gone?)

 

 

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The World’s Most Expensive Frittata

Years figuring out how to grow broccoli, countless hours waiting for it to grow, tons of cash paying for everything those efforts entailed –ladies and gentlemen, I finally present to you: a slice of the world’s most expensive frittata!!!

 

PS, also grew the green onions.  So, that brings down the out-of pocket cost a smidge, right?

PPS, wait, I paid for the onion seeds.

PPPS, okay, nevahmind.

 

Recipe at Food & Wine Magazine.  You could also add tarragon–homegrown or not– for extra flavor.  Leftover TWMEF  good for next day’s breakfast.  If you have any left, that is.

 

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Color(Full)

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Cinematic

CamoCatCopyright 2015, Lori Fontanes

Medley

RadishMedleyCopyright 2015, Lori Fontanes

Look’s Like They Made It!

Remember those poor early leaves in January?*  Before all that snow?  And cold?  And more snow?

PS, can someone get that Barry Manilow song out of my head now?  Please?

 

 

 

AlliumWinter

*That’s okay.  Neither can I.

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Aloha, Moa!

My story about (really) free-ranging chickens now live on Backyard Poultry Magazine’s website.

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Who Ya Callin’ A Weed?

DandyLionCopyright 2015, Lori Fontanes

Are We There Yet?

SpaceyThe future starts today.

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Quartet

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Chickens Go Hawaiian!

You can also check out my related story in Backyard Poultry Magazine‘s online edition–link coming soon!

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Who’s A Pretty Flower?

GlowFace1Copyright 2015, Lori Fontanes

Think Like a Duck

DynamicDuo

Not sure but my eyes may be starting to move to the sides of my head.

Like a slow-motion Wart from”The Once and Future King”, I’m now my own Merlin, transforming into waterfowl to better understand their joys and perils.

And why the ducks not?

In “Storey’s Guide to Raising Ducks” Dave Holderread advises novice owners to “think like a duck” when caring for them, especially when it comes to predators and other dangers. When we first prepared for hatchlings three years ago, I meticulously heeded those words but revisited them again in the days since we lost Gladys.  Not that it really would have helped, though, because I’ve never read anything that mentions this particular hazard for a duck her size.

In fact, I’m just beginning to process her strange and unexpected death by a bird I’ve long admired. Ironically, not the hawk that harried us all winter but a new backyard visitor I didn’t recognize as dangerous: a Common Raven.* Not sure whether the ducks knew or not, or whether they knew too late. Like me, they certainly know now. Ravens are big, bold and smart. They don’t need surprise; they just need opportunity.

So, for the past week, all I’ve done is hang with the girls, not letting them far from sight whenever they’re not locked in the pen. On the few occasions when I have left them alone, I’ve kept windows open to hear the cries I hope may never happen–the cries I didn’t hear last Monday.

I stand in the yard and watch the trees and dissect the skyline. I kneel on soil and freeze whenever a shadow passes overhead. I dig under pine chips, ducks clustered about me, watching for worms and grubs and centipedes. I study the pen’s defenses. I sleep lightly; I dream fitfully.

This week we still mourn but next week we celebrate. Determined to cast off sadness, we await the arrival of a very special box and a phone call from the post office.** Our new little hens won’t replace Gladys but they’ll certainly bring us joy.

Just like she did.

Meanwhile, I’m hardening the perimeter and adding aerial measures. Our new hatchlings will live in the garage for a month, which should give plenty of time to sort out the safety issues. By then, too, the trees and shrubs will be fully leafed and cover won’t be so fleeting. If necessary, we’ll add aviary netting or a day pen or rent a goose. (Or a mastiff.)

Like the ducks, I want to live each day fully and attentively, close to the ground but eyes on the sky.  Unlike them, however, I can see a future as well as the present. I can imagine finding a raven where one shouldn’t be.

And then I ponder the lost Gladys and a visitor from Night’s Plutonian shore.

Quoth the backyard farmer:

“Nevermore.”

(please)

 

 

 

 

*Not at all common around here, as it turns out.

**Make way for (more) ducklings!

 

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Visitation

FirstFlower

It’s the wrong day

to die

This day this fine day

Of starting

plans & songs & seeds

and yet

She left on

this fine day

Quietly

as if she didn’t want to disturb me

(or couldn’t) and

I, here with

that empty

not knowing

could I have– why not?

Righted

this day

this fine day

of first bees to first flowers

when you go

when

you have ended.

 

 

 

 

In memory of Gladys, 2012-2015–three years of companionship, almost to the day.

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Suddenly, Spring

XCU Purple CrocusYou wait all winter for never-coming spring and then, like love in a John Green novel, it happens all at once.*

Those scribbled lists: to-do, to-order, to-clean, to-fix? Too late! If you didn’t order parts by February, April takes you by surprise. Never mind you couldn’t reach the icy beds to take proper measurements; your spring crops will have to do without those nifty British fruit cages. (Maybe for summer?)

Your desk looks like the aftermath of a Post-It party and there’s an urgent need for triage in your overloaded calendar. Why do we have to prep taxes when garden beds are calling? Can’t dust bunnies huddle a little bit longer? Wouldn’t you rather be outside, hands in soil, straightening snow-spavined fences, pulling up last year’s memories, sowing new stories in the wet, cold, waiting earth.

Yeah.

Those dishes can sit.

 

 

 

*In “A Fault in Their Stars”,  Green makes the comparison that falling in love is like falling asleep but maybe spring is more like falling awake?

 

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Hey Spring!

CrocusPortraitWhere ya been!?

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