Escape From New York

Can you blame us?

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Progress Report

If you can call it that.

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Ever Feel Like You’re Being Watched?

HawkWatchingClick 3X on the hawk to get a better look.

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The Fog of Winter

Still kind of hard to see spring.

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Meet the Hawk: A Quick Video

If our history with hawks began in near-tragedy, this winter it’s ending in farce.  Every day the predators get bolder and much more brazen. The other night I opened the door and startled an owl on the front lawn.  What’s next, a raccoon disguised as the pizza delivery guy?

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Make It Stop!

Have to admit, the ducks were right.

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Am I Keeping U Awake?

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Snow Is A Four-Letter Word

GroundhogDay15So is “more”.

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The Unbearable Brightness of Birding

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Making Tracks

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Groundhog Daze

WinterMornEvery day is Groundhog Day at our house.

*sigh*

Now that we’ve got a cute and oh-so-clever woodchuck that set up digs (literally) in the backyard, I guess I know how Bill Murray must have felt.  That is, if I were a guy and a weather forecaster and ended up with Andie MacDowell.

Okay, so, actually, I have no idea how Bill Murray felt.

Instead, I know how it feels to chase an ever-expanding furry varmint out of the radish patch, off the clover, away from the duck feeder and, always, eventually, back under the deck. I’ve shouted, slammed doors, tiptoed to windows, built poultry-fencing obstacle courses in front of its lair and still it returns. Do not suggest moving my office outside. I’ve thought of that. Too far from the coffee pot.

Well, maybe I should just take it as a compliment. After all, isn’t his/her residency a kind of rodent “like” or critter “thumbs up”? Isn’t this burrowing creature basically declaring that we’ve got the tastiest yard on the block? Hey, it’s kinda like the groundhog equivalent of a Michelin star, right?

Hmm.

Wonder what I have to plant this year to get that second star…

 

 

 backyardchuckWhat the Ducks! Chuck’s prediction:
Spring is just around the corner!

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Snow Pop

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Calm

 

Before the storm.

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Bloggers Say: Save the Soils!

HappyBulbs

Piglove sez “SOS: Save the Soils”

Cynthia Reyes tells a lovely tale

Murtaugh’s Meadow reminds us about worms

All Good Gifts shares happy thoughts

Middlemay Farm goes back to Adam

Adeptula digs deep

Narf77 defends the dirt

Spanish Woods gets poetic

The Snail of Happiness catches up

AfricanAussie shows us mini worm farms

Mattb325 gets into the soil of Down Under

Palm Rae Urban Potager starts with Who & goes from there

And my contribution here.

 

Thanks to all who blogged & all who visited–Happy Save the Soils Day!

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My Dirt(y) Little Secret

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I have a confession to make but please don’t tell anybody because I’m supposed to be one of those über-organic types who saves everything and crafts sweaters out of cat fur. I think, however, if I share this with my blog buddies I’ll probably feel a whole lot better. So here goes–

I hate composting.

There! I said it! Wow, I feel so much better already!!!*

All right, all right, let me step that back slightly: I don’t hate hate composting, I just suck at it. And not *all* composting, just the fancy-schmancy kind that demands combinations of food scraps in complicated proportions and thermometers and spinners and the hauling of wet stuff to and fro.

Oh, *that* kind of composting!

Right. You probably hate it, too. Or maybe you’re intimidated. I mean, I certainly was/still am. In fact, we currently own a lovely Canadian rotating composter whose main job is to sit in my yard and look pretty. We give it a whirl every once in a while but I’ve never been able to master the decay rates so that I have finished compost exactly when I need it. Because, boy, with a large yard and so much hungry soil to feed, I need lots and lots of rich organic matter to keep my homestead happy.

I love compost!!!

Ah ha! Voilà la diff! I love compost and other green manure (not to mention the ducks’ generous contribution!) since I love what it does for the soil but I’m not too keen on the conventional process of making it. So, today, on Blogger Action Day: Save the Soils, let me share my lazy gal’s tips for soil improvement:

1) Leaves Are A Gardener’s Best Friend: Don’t throw your autumn leaves away–rake that free fertilizer into your ornamental beds! Protect the soil during harsh winter weather and let the leaves feed it as they break down.

2) Grass Clippings are Green Manure: Don’t cut your lawn too short, water deeply but less often and when you do cut the grass, leave the clippings on top–a quick and free vitamin shot for the ground and the ground cover.

3) Grow Clover: A very easy, inexpensive way to enrich the quality of your soil and attract pollinators. An excellent cover crop, clover comes in varieties that do well even in poor soil.

4) Cut Back on Lawn: Do you really need that much grass? If you’re not using it, reduce that expensive, hard-to-maintain, low-quality moat and convert some of it to hardy perennials–either ornamentals or edibles. Or create a rain garden. Or plant low-water natives. The microbes will thank you by supporting both food and flowers!

5) Get a Duck: There’s nothing that improves soil faster than poultry. Or maybe I’m a tad biased.  😉 ***

 

But don’t just take my word for it!  Check out all the other bloggers celebrating International Year of Soils.  And stay tuned for more tips all year long!

 

LilComposter

The composter in question.

 

 

*Except that I just confessed this to the whole Internet.

**And the wild bees will thank you by pollinating your tomatoes. Win, buzz, win!

***In all honesty, poultry are *not* as easy as planting clover.

 

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How I Stopped Worrying & Learned to Love Blogging

For the longest time I told much less skeptical friends, nah, social media, what’s the point? I mean, I’m a writer. Why should I fork out words for free? And shouldn’t artists be paid (spelled R-E-S-P-E-C-T)? Why support the amateurist/crowd-sourcey/something-for-nothing mentality when what we need are jobs, not robots doing our jobs. Heck, I don’t even like getting those “give us free advertising by commenting on your purchase” emails. Pay somebody to come up with great copy, dude! Rilly, what the ducks!!!

Well, times change and people eat their words.

In 2012, I jumped down the rabbit hole and launched this website. Took all of a week to figure out the fun part and within a few months, I could log in without bracing for something untoward. Now, on a week like this, I wonder why I ever worried at all.

Or, should I say, why worry when I have blog buddies like Robbie?

First, let me digress a tad and reveal that in the early days of blogging I worried so much about my digital profile (everything lives forever on the Interwebz!!!) that I diligently clicked through the sites of every Liker and Commenter who deigned to visit me. There weren’t that many so this took a lot less time than you’d imagine.* Basically, I didn’t want to “like” an innocuous photo if the rest of the blogger’s website contained some kind of pernicious content.  (Don’t know what that would be, exactly, but I’d been freaked out after reading so many horror stories.)** Have to say, though, in the nearly three years I’ve been surfing the WordPress blogosphere, I’ve never encountered sites that post Ugly right next to Cuddly. I’ve also never had to deal with all the trash talk that major news outlets and other venues seem to attract. I credit the WP team with sustaining an almost Utopian blog platform where (rarely) a discouraging word is posted.***

Which brings me back to Robbie and her e-home, Palm Rae Urban Potager. Ms. Robbie and I have been cross-commenting for about a year and a half now. Not sure how it started but one of us found the other and through various perceptive observations and the getting of obscure references, we created a connection. Last month, I immediately thought of Robbie when I decided I wanted to do something on International Year of Soils. As someone who gets the whole connection between what we grow and how we grow it, I knew she’d have something meaningful to add. Plus, she’s always been unfailingly kind to her commenting base so I knew she’d be someone I’d be proud to have on the project.

See? On the Net, someone can hear you be nice.

But we can always use more friendly folks rowing in the same direction. To that end, we’re encouraging other bloggers to write/draw/photograph/sing/dance/whatever about the importance of saving healthy soils. If you’d like to be a part of this Blogger Action Day, comment below or on Robbie’s site. We welcome as many voices as possible–the more the merrier, as web veterans know. In fact, after worrying so long about protecting my words, I now know it’s not what I write that matters, it’s the community my writing can build. And there are lots of good blog buddies in that community.

So maybe, just maybe, the Internet is not such a scary place after all.

 

 

 

*Taylor Swift could probably not do this.

**Guess you know it when you see it?

***And the skies are not cloudy all day! 😉

 

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Talk Dirt 2 Me

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Save the Soils!

Blogger Action Day
January 21, 2015

Join other bloggers & spread the word
about the importance of healthy soils

 

In celebration of
International Year of Soils

 

If you want to participate, please comment below.
Let’s talk about how to care for the land which feeds us.
We’ll post stories & links on 1/21/15.
PS, feel free to use the logo on your post
so we can support each other!

 

For more on the role of good soil, check out this entertaining video
featuring farmers & scientists from Berkeley to West Virginia

Food Forward TV: SOS: Save Our Soil

 

LivingSoilCUSave the earth. Can’t feed folks without it.

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Welcome

WelcomeWinter is in the building.

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Mightier

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